Ups and Downs 260107

The explosion of fireworks, fanfare and the media insanely clicking on their cameras to capture the perfect moment of celebrities walking on the red carpet. Welcome to the first multi-annual:

Part 260107.

So, you must be seated on one of those expensive leatherback chairs, relaxing to the wonderfully picked background music, talking to other celebrities sitting around you. And after a very long wait due to Malaysian timing, we are ready to start the event. Our host is no other than the famous duo themselves:

The Bikini Bottom hosts.

Yes, I hear you screaming with joy for the appearance of one of the world's most popular holed-creature, but you better sit down ma'am...

First up on our list is the Downs category. The category is created especially to reward to remind us of the horrifyingly bad and terrible things we have came across so far. Who will be ranked top in this genre?

5. The first from the back is FATTINESS. It's not good to be fat. People call you fat. And then you'll have a low-self esteem. Go and workout, silly!
4. Sitting at number 4, we have BAD HABITS. Bad habits are horrible, especially when they become very constant and untreatable. There is still hope! Go and condition yourself out of this habits!
3. Third on the lost is FINANCIAL INSTABILITY. You know you aren't working and you spend like you are. Don't be a fool.
2. The first runner up is THE FLOOR. Because no matter what, you can't NOT agree that the ground isn't, erm..., down.
1. And the topper for today's Down's Category is LYING! Lying is bad. Period.

Last but not least, we have the Ups list, where we give thanks to all things that are high up and imcredibly miraculous.

5. First we have the fifth place taker: INTELLIGENCE. No need to be humble, accept the fact that you're smart. Smart, but not dilligent.
4. The third runner up is no other than MUSIC. Beautiful music to be exact. Of course, it is subject to a person's taste and style and mood.
3. Lucky number three has COMPANY on it. Great company included good friends who care for you.
2. Placed in the second seat, we have THE SKY. I think you're smart snough to know why.
1. The topper of all toppers is GOD'S GRACE.

Thanks for coming to today's Ups and Downs. Glad you liked the attention.

I KNOW IT IS BORING. I JUST HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT YET!