Ministry

Which one to join ar? So many options to choose from, I'm starting to be rambang mata.

I remembered one Saturday when they were having Security recruitment...

Colin: Hey, is he (me) a member yet?
Ally: Yea...
Colin: Finish Firm Foundation yet or not?
Ally: Just finish only.
Colin: Brother, come join the security ministry la (starts pulling me towards the security booth).
Some dude from the Technical crew recruitment: Oi, how can security pull over people and force them to join, uncivilized...

KAKAKA. CHC people are so funneh.

And then I saw an advertisement in the bulletin about recruiting people who can play brass and string and instruments. I can play this:

Does this count as a string instrument?

Okay, maybe not so appopriate in a church setting. KAKAKA.

How about the Worship ministry? Nah, maybe not. It's funny when you have five musical instruments in your house yet not be proficient in at least one of them...

Children Ministry? I don't think I have the patience...

Usher Ministry? Not sure, don't know whether I'm observant enough...

Choir Ministry? Sounds good, but hmmm...

Don't knowla... Help me anyone?