P for Procrastinator
P also symbolizes the red P symbol you paste on your car after getting your 'P' license.
I went for the 6 hour amali today and I have to tell you that it was rather interesting.
1. I didn't talk to anyone much. You horrible introvert.
2. It was boring, but what did I expect? A funfair?
3. I learnt that I didn't know much about cars. Wait, I knew that already...
4. I was hot and humid and uncomfortable and pissed off at the weather when it rained and sunned (Is there such word?) on me a minute later.
5. I drive horribly.
At least the instructor didn't need to use his emergency brake...
If a Mercedes or BMW is equalavent to Baskin Robins Handpacked Ice-cream, the Safety Driving Centre's Kancil is equilavent to an Ais Krim Potong Perisa Kacang Merah, with all the red beans in the wrong places. The steering is half dead; I had to, like, turn the wheel at least 5 complete circles to get it to U-turn the car. The clutch is okay though. The brake and accelerator pedals are EXTREMELY sensitive.
I have nightmares about my driving exam day already, with the 250 other students laughing at me when I hit the 'tiang' during my parking or three-point turn sessions.
NEWSFLASH: Aparently, Josh saw me at SDC but I was too blur to notice him.
I thought gear 1 was fast. I think I'm mad. And the instructor kept butting in on my trial drive, MY FIRST DRIVE! So, I had the steering in my control for somewhere around 10% of the time.
Oh, a friendly reminder: AVOID THE SDC CANTEEN'S TEH AIS AT ALL COST. It tastes like 99% creamer and 1% tea. I also found out today that my Undang Certificate lasts until 23rd of December this year thanks to my incredible procrastination.
During my next lesson, I'll make sure I purposely stop the engine of the car when someone horns at me.
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