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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Minhueification

Quote of the day: I always thought you were ugly, little do I know that I was always right.

When we were small, we talk in 'goo-goo-ga-ga'. When we were kids, we tried to invent secret codes and made secret societies for fun. When we were teenagers, we used technical jargon to appear more intellectual and sound more professional, not to mention the flair for using swear words which is a major headache compared to air pollution. When I was a teenager, I was pretty bored, and then I came out with Minhueification, which was the act of giving meaning to non-lexical words. The following is a short list of Minhueified words:

Evelyn (noun) - a lala chic. Don't be such an Evelyn by acting so girlish.
Issues (noun) personal problems. Look at him disturb those girls, he has Issues.
Kee Peng (noun) - a parasite, freeloader. Andy always takes a little of each of our meals, he is such a Kee Peng.
Lesley (noun) - a fall, especially down stairs. Phillip sprained his ankle when he had a Lesley down the stairs.
Looking at Breakfast Man (verb) - invading one's privacy. Stop staring at my computer screen, you're Looking at Breakfast Man.
Mellissa Moment (noun) - any moment or blurness or extreme unbelievability. Melissa have just had a Mellissa Moment when she was finding her spectacles which happened to be on her face.
Minhueify (verb) - to give meaning to non-lexical words. I will Minhueify any words I need to.
Pritt (noun/verb) - glue/glue. Samantha is using a Prittstick to Pritt those papers in her exercise book.
Roxy
(adj.) - a chic and cool object, individual or action. You're so Roxy!
Tsunamied (adj.) - doomed, dead, expression used to describe a situation which is utterly horrible. Lenny is so Tsunamied because he failed his Biology exam.

A longer list means we can start speaking in Sims language. Yay for you.

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